Colorado Strip Clubs

I love Monday nights at the strip clubs - in fact, if it weren’t for my stupid cat, I’d still be at the titty bar looking at firm teen butts and hard little nipples. I know, maybe it’s not fair to blame my pussy for me having to come home early but the little fucker crawled in the basement window and set the alarm system off. By the time i got home, the cops had my pussy in hand-cuffs. Well - at least they would have if cops ever got any pussy….

I threw the cat back out and I’m headed off to see some more titties - you limp fuckers should do the same! Colorado has some great strip clubs and it beats sitting at home alone on a Monday night!

I stopped by TnT’s tonight at shift change so that I could see some of the day girls and catch the night shift as they were coming in. Had a cold beer and sat with Serenity and Gezelle for a bit before they went home - these two roommates are fucking hot!

Well - maybe I’ll head back out to the strip club and see what’s up this late.

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It’s been a few days since I had the energy to sit down and share some of my strip club experiences with you and I wanted to do a quick review of the last few weeks.

First, let me say that in all my travels, I’ve never found a state with prettier and more natural girls that Colorado.  Sure, a lot of them like to  do an excessive amount of body modification but I’ve been able to look past all the piercings and ink to see the sexy teen sluts underneath. The great thing about Colorado strippers is the vast variety.  Tall and sleek, short and cute, and everything in between.

There are a few clubs in the state that shy away from hiring girls with tattoos so if you like the canvas bare, stop by Shotgun Willies in Denver. But if you like a little ink on the canvas, try out my favorite clubs in Colorado Springs. This medium sized religious metro has some of the wildest ink-sluts you’ll ever run into. Both the Deja Vo near Ft Carson and Fabulous TnT’s on the East Central edge of town currently have a great selection of girls.  And it’s at these two clubs that I spend most of my time - and for damn good reason - they have the hottest girls and they treat you right.

Last night I decided to stop by TnT’s early for happy hour and ran into sexy Lexy, Serenity, and  Gezelle - now there aren’t too many places with a trio of cute girls as sexy as these strippers working the day shift.  Add in the two bar drinks for the price of one during happy hour - and I was a happy fucking camper.

So with any luck - you’ll be in town and can stop by TnT’s and see the ladies for yourself. Tell them Papa sent you.

Papa GMP

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So start visiting Fabulous TnT’s and the Deja Vu in Colorado Springs and seeing if you know any of the nasty Colorado girls that have auditioned for me on camera. Real porn, real girls, and real fucking fun.

PapaGMP

OK - I’ve given the manager of PT Appaloosa over two week so call me back and apparently he ain’t got the cojones to face an issue like a man so now it’s time to write about the fucking petty management at PT Appaloosa of Colorado Springs.

A little background: Just before I left for the Xbiz convention in Vegas, I stopped by PT’s on my usual rounds of the strip clubs. Earlier that day, I had picked up the new GMP tank-tops and booty-shorts for the girls who work for me and those that were going to the convention in Vegas. I knew that my model was working at PT’s that night so I took her outfit to her at the club. Naturally she put it on and we had a great time that evening - with me spending way more than I should have on at least 4 of the girls - including the dancer who wore the GMP outfit. I should note that it was a totally dead Sunday night with about 8 customers in the club and nobody asked her to take the outfit off that night.

Well - to make a long story short, the next time I came in, the assistant manager, Johnny, told me that Walter didn’t want me in the club any more. Johny claimed that he had no idea why (I learned later that this was bullshit) so I asked that he have Walter call me as soon as he got in. A week passed and no call and no explanation from the management of PT’s. I then called the club but couldn’t get through to management because they were always “busy”. I also asked a few of my girls to ask Walter to call me buy I can’t confirm that he ever got the message.

As time passed, friends started to pick up on the reason that Walter was so butt-hurt - and as far as I can tell, it’s because one of his strippers (my models) wore a GMP (Glass Mannequin Productions) tank-top and booty shorts at work.

Well fuck me in the ass….. PT’s allows girls to wear outfits with the Hustler, Penthouse, Playboy and other trade names at work - and there is NOTHING in the girls contracts that forbid it, so why the big deal? In fact, a quick check with my attorney and he says they (the management of PT’s) are leaving their ass in the wind on this issue but thats another story.

To make matters worse - the model/stripper that wore the GMP outfit had worked for me for over a year before she ever entered a strip club. In fact, of the fourteen girls that have worked for me that have also worked at PT’s, ten of them worked for me BEFORE ever setting a foot in PT’s! Including the model/stripper who wore the GMP outfit. This girl had worked for me for over a year, and even lived in my house, before starting a careerer as a stripper. So WTF? Maybe I’ll add a clause in my contracts that my girls may NEVER work for a club with management as rude and inconsiderate as PT’s Appaloosa - LOL.

Bottom line is there has never been a stripper that quit dancing because of me - although a quite a few have moved to different clubs based on my recommendations and a few have quit dancing for personal reasons. I treat my girls well, I’m always straight up and honest with them and I don’t play games with their employment so why would a guy like Walter care if I stop by and say hi to one of my girls?

The icing on the cake is that if he decides to pressure the girls, they will get fed up with his bullshit, just like they did with the last manager of PT’s Appaloosa, and they will move on - and I won’t have to mention a word to them - that can smell bullshit as well as I can.

And thanks for another thing Walter, I’ve saved at least a cool grand since I’m staying at home instead of visiting your club - and from what I hear, business sucks these days - leaves me more money to spend at the TNT’s and Deja Vu, where the managers know that I bring fresh blood to the strip club community on almost a monthly basis. It’s a difficult time for the strip clubs in Southern Colorado, driving customers away is probably not in the best interest of your club.

One last time Walter - be a man and call me so we can work this out - it’s in both our best interest.

PapaGMP aka Richard

What a week - I took a few of the girls and we all loaded up in the truck and headed to the Xbiz convention in Vegas - sure I returned a week ago but I had to recuperate - it was a “hard” week.

And what would a trip to Vegas be without a trip to one or two of the strip clubs? NOTHING! At least in my humble opinion. Sad part is that I didn’t get to see near as many clubs as I would have liked to but I did manage to have one of the best - and one of the worst strip club experiences I’ve ever had. First let me dispell the myth that all the pretty girls work in Vegas - just ain’t true - we have as high a percentage of sexy stripper here in Colorado as they clubs in Vegas. Of course, If you like fake tits (didn’t I go over phoney titties once before in this blog?) the you just might love Vegas. Personally I look at the the stripper as a whole (or hole) and fake tits can be a bigger minus than plus in most cases.

During my visit in Vegas, I managed to visit the Deja Vu, The Spearmint Rhino, and the Sapphire club. First let me say that I went to the clubs on weeknights so keep this in mind. Lets start with the worst club experience I’ve ever had (and I’ve had a few - I’ll write about an asshole of a manager here in Colorado later).

My video editor, Jack, and I arrived at just after midnight at the Spearmint Rhino to a packed house. My ex-wife used to dance there (and come home high a lot) so I’ve been in the club quite a few times in the past but not anytime in the last few years. First thing you should know about Vegas clubs is they WILL fuck you for every penny if you’re not a local. First it was $20.00 to park my car, then the entrance fee was $30.00 each, then when we wanted to sit - we had to pay some steroid damaged brain dead fuck-head to get us a table - and that took over an hour despite the $20,00 I gave him and the fact that there were 5 to 6 empty table all the time. While waiting, I was getting grossed out by the fact that the carpet was so filthy that my feet were sticking to it - fucking disgusting. Well, after just over an hour later, the brain-dead fuck-head that “regulated” the tables finally decided that we had waited long enough and gave us a table that had been vacant for most of the time we had been waiting. Once seated - I was looking forward to getting a drink and maybe a dance - but no…… that wasn’t going to happen. We were seated on the corner of the upper level and we never saw a waitress - nor did a dancer ever come close enough that I could get her attention. The dancers would sit on the table just below us and bitch that they weren’t making any money (in a relatively packed house) but the stupid cunts never came to my table. After another 45 minutes of waiting for drink, and a dance, Jack and I peeled our feet up off the filthy fucking carpet and left. $100.00 to park, get in and get seated and all we got was sticky feet. As for the girls, my guess is 95% had fake tits, was over 25 had an attitude. Maybe it’s a good thing that the lighting sucks at the Stinkmint Rhino. The Spearmint Rhino in Vegas is by far the worst club experience I’ve ever had - and I’ve been in thousands of strip clubs. Two “limp dicks” for the Stinkmint Rhino club in Vegas.

Now for the lighter side of things.

After being totally discussed with the Spearmint Rhino, I decided to take Jack to the Deja Vu on Industrial Drive. As a frequent visitor of Vegas, and one that prefers to stay relatively sober when visiting the titty bars, and one that hates stupid drunks, I tend to like the alcohol-free atmosphere of the Deja Vu chain of clubs. In contrast to the Stinkmint Rhino, the Derja Vu was clean, well light, parking was reasonable (we did use the valet and tip him well), the staff was friendly , and the girls were HOT - and all nude! Remind me to ask Eric, the dance counter, ho fucking much I dropped the two nights I visited the Vu. And please don’t tell my accountant but I think I’m going to try to write some of the cash I dropped there off as a business expense ;-). Special memories of a super short hard-bodied Latina stripper that kept me entertained. Five “hard peckers” for the Deja Vu in Vegas.

Last was the Sapphire Club. Billed as the largest strip club in the world, the Sapphire is as classy as it is large. Again, I’ve visited this club on a number of occasions and have never been disappointed. Clean, well lit, classy and they know how to treat a customer both regular and VIP. Three “hard peckers” for the Sapphire club in Vegas.

And now I need another week to recuperate

I would love to be able to go to the strip club every night but I was stuck at home today working on the computer and was chatting via ICQ with one of my friends. Turns out, she’s quite the sex toy expert. Most of you that have visited my sites know that we shoot a lot of sex toy porn and I’m always looking for new toys for the girls to try out. So when I asked Jess for advice, she told me to check out her sex toy blog. Jess has done her research! She has great articles on toys, lubes, safety (a cool post on keeping your penis safe), and much more.

Also be sure to check out her store Ashley’s Sex Toys - everyone needs a new toy once in a while

There are days when I just want to relax - and last night was one of those. Lucky for me, I know just the thing to get me relaxed and just the friend to relax with. It was just past seven and I had been working on a code for a new porn site all day when I got the first text. I didn’t recognize the number and when I asked who it was, she answered “The hottest stripper you know” - well fuck me - I know a LOT of hot strippers and I had a sneaky felling if I answered wrong I was a dead man.

To make a long story short - I figured out pretty quickly who it was but decided not to tell her until I had her sexy ass in front of me. And yes - she truly is one of the hottest strippers I know and probably one of the most gifted strippers in the entire state of Colorado - but then I’m a little biased. I did manage to piss her off a bit when I told her to quit trying to “play” me - but she got over it after an hour of me rubbing her back.

I’ve said before that more of you should hit the clubs on the slow nights and last night was no exception. When I entered PT’s Appaloosa in Colorado Springs, there were well over 20 girls and about the same number of customers. Hell, I like those odds. Well, the “hottest stripper I’ve ever known” was standing at the door with an attitude (and a great firm ass). But the poor girl melts under the fingers of the master and she had soon forgiven me for teasing her about being a “gold digger”. But WTF - they all are

I should say that I treated her right and got enough dances to keep her happy - even got her all fucking horny when I had Nina give her a few dances. And Nina is one hot petite Latina stripper. I’ve known Nina for years - she used to dance with my ex-wife and we’ve always had a unique chemistry. True friends with a real nice level of sexual tension. That feeling that it just could happen - and if it did it would be awesome - but it’s nice just knowing that…. So getting dances from her are still titillating after all these years.

Before I knew it - it was 2am and the club was shutting down but I had had a wonderfully relaxing evening surrounded by beautiful women that I consider friends.

Oh - you’ll have to figure out on your own who the “hottest stripper I know” is

Mother fucker I had a great weekend

It all started Friday night when I headed out to Fabulous TNT’s for a few beers. Harmony was working as was Chris, Kiki and Blossom -three of the sexiest petite strippers in the state and all there to take my fuckin money - LOL! Now I don’t think it’s any secret that I like petite girls and having these four at the club was awesome. The best part is that every one of them has a brain on her shoulder so they’re not only nice to look at - they’re nice to talk with too.

When I arrived, I hadn’t planned on staying long but Blossom got me to stay till her friend dropped by so we could chat about a project that she wants me to film. While I waited I got a few dances from Harmony - christ that woman is sexy! She has a perfect teen hard-body and a real cute pair of tits with the sexiest nipples I’ve seen in a long time. She gets upset when I comment on her nipples but WTF - they are sexy!

After spending a little money on Harmony, I cornered Kiki and bought her a drink that she probably didn’t really need cuz she was fucking drunk already - real drunk and having a great time…  Kiki has a small hard body with a great round ass ad in many was reminds me of my ex-wife - even the excessive drinking is reminiscent  of my ex. Kinda turned me on to hold a woman as sexy as my ex again.

Fuck - I had already spent too much when Chris cornered me. Now Chris is the hardest working dancer that I’ve known in a long wile and the only to really corner her is to get a dance - or five….  Trust me on this one - get the nude dance! I think my cock is still hard from the last dance she gave me Friday evening. I won’t go into details but this girl is one of the most sensuous strippers I’ve ever known. Skinny, petite and a super cute cute face - mmmmmm good.

After Chris was finished with me I figured I had better get the fuck out of there because the other guys were getting a bit intimidated when ever I walked around the club with the huge fucking boner she had given me bulging in my loose fitting shorts

Well, with the smell of Chris still in my mind, I headed over to PT’s Appaloosa to say hi to Candy and hopefully run into Nevaeh, Reve, Saphire (Anistaija), Sugar (Jayda), Angel, or Deville. Normally on a Friday night, at least 1/2 of them will be at the Appaloosa - one of Colorado Springs better strip clubs.

As I walked in the door, I was greeted by Reve, a 4′10″ super sexy Latina stripper with a cute little round ass and a super sexy little pussy. We hit the couches and chatted as I rubbed her back and legs. A tip to the guys - learn massage therapy - then spoil your women! I learned deep tissue massage a few years back and its paid for itself in pussy 10 time over. She told me that Sugar hadn’t been working for a few days and that she expected Nevaeh to be in on Saturday. I spent a bit of time with both Reveu and Angle before the club closed the bar and opened up after hours.

Onix, my video editor and her roommate were planning on meeting me for after hours so I forked up the $5.00 for the after hours admission and got me a ring-side seat in the nude room. I had given a friend a ride over form TnT’s and he was shocked at how many of the girls I knew. Shit - as often as I’m out, all the girls know the porn pervert……

I’ll write about Saturday’s fun in the next post.