Colorado Strip Clubs

It’s funny how things work out sometimes but it wasn’t me that recruited Foxxy after all. Seems her 1/2 brother heard of our little “sister porn payback site” from one of his friends and since he was pissed at his sister, he showed up at my door last night with her in tow. Maybe it’s a good thing that I didn’t know her all that well cuz she didn’t recognize me from the club. Anyway, Foxxy’s 1/2 brother was pissed at her for fucking his dad – no you sick fuckers, not her dad, his dad. They have the same mom but she was born after his mom and dad got divorced. Anyway, her 1/2 brother, Josh, introduced her as Hanna and wanted me to “grudge-fuck” his little sister in her first sister porn video as payback.

Hanna’s brother had called first and asked a few questions – simple stuff like can I watch (fucking pervert) and can you make it hurt. I told him that he could do one better, I could let him film me fucking his sister in her first sister porn video… I think that turned him on but I can’t say for sure.

Anyway, Josh showed up at my door with his little trap of a sister in tow but I think he failed to realize that a girl that will fuck her 1/2 brother’s dad, had no problem fucking older guys – it’s hard to grudge-fuck some guy’s sister if she’s enjoying it as much as his little sister was – but I gave it my best.

It may take me a few days, but you can expect to see the entire sister porn movie that Hanna’s brother made of his little sister on the internet at Bring Me Your Sister soon. In the meantime – stop by the club and get a dance from Foxy – tell her PapaGMP sent you

Some girls are born with titties – some a are born with brains – and some have perfect little titties and evil little brains – and those are the ones I love.

Naughty Little Hannah sent me a text today to see if I would be stopping by to spend any money on her tonight. Now that’s not unusual for an experienced stripper but this was only her third night working as a stripper and she’s already all about the $$$$$ — gotta love that.

Actually, I popped her “stripper cherry” on her first night when I got her first lap dance ever. She was a little nervous but I rose to the occasion so she must have been doing something right

Well, I decided, against my better judgment, to go to the club ans see her but just as I was leaving she texted me back and said she was going home – tried blaming my ugly ass for giving her a cold the other night. ;-( So I returned to my basement dungeon and proceeded to harasses her skinny little ass via text messaging – you know, I love strippers in general but this little minx just might get under my skin. She’s got attitude and I like that.

So if you like “fresh meat”, then stop by TnT’s in Colorado Springs and get a few lap dances from their newest “ittiy-bitty-titty” stripper, Foxy – and be sure to tell her Richard sent you (unless you pop a nut on the first dance – then I don’t know you………..)

Colorado has some awesome titty bars and I try to visit all of them at least once a year. I known it’s a rough life but someone’s got to do it.

Friday night found me at Fabulous TnT’s in Colorado Springs checking out the new girl, Foxy! By now, you all know I love perky little tits and Foxy has a pair of the sexiest little titties I’ve ever……. well, you’ll have to guess what I wanted to do with her titties. She also has a cute tattoo on her right leg that’s worth checking out.  I got a few dances from Hannah and as always a few from the hot little ink-slut Diva. Diva is one sexy petite black chick and a whole lot of fun.

Diva is seen here with our hot young mom, Violet just before I fucked them both. Diva has great little perky tits and a super fine little ass and Violet has a great pair of big natural tits that are perfect for titty-fucking.

You can see more of Diva on Colorado’s hottest new porn site www.realcoloradogirls.com

I love Monday nights at the strip clubs – in fact, if it weren’t for my stupid cat, I’d still be at the titty bar looking at firm teen butts and hard little nipples. I know, maybe it’s not fair to blame my pussy for me having to come home early but the little fucker crawled in the basement window and set the alarm system off. By the time i got home, the cops had my pussy in hand-cuffs. Well – at least they would have if cops ever got any pussy….

I threw the cat back out and I’m headed off to see some more titties – you limp fuckers should do the same! Colorado has some great strip clubs and it beats sitting at home alone on a Monday night!

I stopped by TnT’s tonight at shift change so that I could see some of the day girls and catch the night shift as they were coming in. Had a cold beer and sat with Serenity and Gezelle for a bit before they went home – these two roommates are fucking hot!

Well – maybe I’ll head back out to the strip club and see what’s up this late.

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11 June 2008
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It’s been a few days since I had the energy to sit down and share some of my strip club experiences with you and I wanted to do a quick review of the last few weeks.

First, let me say that in all my travels, I’ve never found a state with prettier and more natural girls that Colorado.  Sure, a lot of them like to  do an excessive amount of body modification but I’ve been able to look past all the piercings and ink to see the sexy teen sluts underneath. The great thing about Colorado strippers is the vast variety.  Tall and sleek, short and cute, and everything in between.

There are a few clubs in the state that shy away from hiring girls with tattoos so if you like the canvas bare, stop by Shotgun Willies in Denver. But if you like a little ink on the canvas, try out my favorite clubs in Colorado Springs. This medium sized religious metro has some of the wildest ink-sluts you’ll ever run into. Both the Deja Vo near Ft Carson and Fabulous TnT’s on the East Central edge of town currently have a great selection of girls.  And it’s at these two clubs that I spend most of my time – and for damn good reason – they have the hottest girls and they treat you right.

Last night I decided to stop by TnT’s early for happy hour and ran into sexy Lexy, Serenity, and  Gezelle – now there aren’t too many places with a trio of cute girls as sexy as these strippers working the day shift.  Add in the two bar drinks for the price of one during happy hour – and I was a happy fucking camper.

So with any luck – you’ll be in town and can stop by TnT’s and see the ladies for yourself. Tell them Papa sent you.

Papa GMP

Hey guys – I just launched a brand new porn site that has a few of your favorite Colorado stripper on it. Now not all of the models are strippers or work at Colorado Strip Clubs but they are all from Colorado and that are all real nasty…….

So start the strip clubs in Colorado Springs and seeing if you know any of the nasty Colorado girls that have auditioned for me on camera. Real porn, real girls, and real fucking fun.

PapaGMP

OK – I’ve given the manager of PT Appaloosa over two week so call me back and apparently he ain’t got the cojones to face an issue like a man so now it’s time to write about the fucking petty management at PT Appaloosa of Colorado Springs.

A little background: Just before I left for the Xbiz convention in Vegas, I stopped by PT’s on my usual rounds of the strip clubs. Earlier that day, I had picked up the new GMP tank-tops and booty-shorts for the girls who work for me and those that were going to the convention in Vegas. I knew that my model was working at PT’s that night so I took her outfit to her at the club. Naturally she put it on and we had a great time that evening – with me spending way more than I should have on at least 4 of the girls – including the dancer who wore the GMP outfit. I should note that it was a totally dead Sunday night with about 8 customers in the club and nobody asked her to take the outfit off that night.

Well – to make a long story short, the next time I came in, the assistant manager, Johnny, told me that Walter didn’t want me in the club any more. Johny claimed that he had no idea why (I learned later that this was bullshit) so I asked that he have Walter call me as soon as he got in. A week passed and no call and no explanation from the management of PT’s. I then called the club but couldn’t get through to management because they were always “busy”. I also asked a few of my girls to ask Walter to call me buy I can’t confirm that he ever got the message.

As time passed, friends started to pick up on the reason that Walter was so butt-hurt – and as far as I can tell, it’s because one of his strippers (my models) wore a GMP (Glass Mannequin Productions) tank-top and booty shorts at work.

Well fuck me in the ass….. PT’s allows girls to wear outfits with the Hustler, Penthouse, Playboy and other trade names at work – and there is NOTHING in the girls contracts that forbid it, so why the big deal? In fact, a quick check with my attorney and he says they (the management of PT’s) are leaving their ass in the wind on this issue but thats another story.

To make matters worse – the model/stripper that wore the GMP outfit had worked for me for over a year before she ever entered a strip club. In fact, of the fourteen girls that have worked for me that have also worked at PT’s, ten of them worked for me BEFORE ever setting a foot in PT’s! Including the model/stripper who wore the GMP outfit. This girl had worked for me for over a year, and even lived in my house, before starting a careerer as a stripper. So WTF? Maybe I’ll add a clause in my contracts that my girls may NEVER work for a club with management as rude and inconsiderate as PT’s Appaloosa – LOL.

Bottom line is there has never been a stripper that quit dancing because of me – although a quite a few have moved to different clubs based on my recommendations and a few have quit dancing for personal reasons. I treat my girls well, I’m always straight up and honest with them and I don’t play games with their employment so why would a guy like Walter care if I stop by and say hi to one of my girls?

The icing on the cake is that if he decides to pressure the girls, they will get fed up with his bullshit, just like they did with the last manager of PT’s Appaloosa, and they will move on – and I won’t have to mention a word to them – that can smell bullshit as well as I can.

And thanks for another thing Walter, I’ve saved at least a cool grand since I’m staying at home instead of visiting your club – and from what I hear, business sucks these days – leaves me more money to spend at the TNT’s and Deja Vu, where the managers know that I bring fresh blood to the strip club community on almost a monthly basis. It’s a difficult time for the strip clubs in Southern Colorado, driving customers away is probably not in the best interest of your club.

One last time Walter – be a man and call me so we can work this out – it’s in both our best interest.

PapaGMP aka Richard

What a week – I took a few of the girls and we all loaded up in the truck and headed to the Xbiz convention in Vegas – sure I returned a week ago but I had to recuperate – it was a “hard” week.

And what would a trip to Vegas be without a trip to one or two of the strip clubs? NOTHING! At least in my humble opinion. Sad part is that I didn’t get to see near as many clubs as I would have liked to but I did manage to have one of the best – and one of the worst strip club experiences I’ve ever had. First let me dispell the myth that all the pretty girls work in Vegas – just ain’t true – we have as high a percentage of sexy stripper here in Colorado as they clubs in Vegas. Of course, If you like fake tits (didn’t I go over phoney titties once before in this blog?) the you just might love Vegas. Personally I look at the the stripper as a whole (or hole) and fake tits can be a bigger minus than plus in most cases.

During my visit in Vegas, I managed to visit the Deja Vu, The Spearmint Rhino, and the Sapphire club. First let me say that I went to the clubs on weeknights so keep this in mind. Lets start with the worst club experience I’ve ever had (and I’ve had a few – I’ll write about an asshole of a manager here in Colorado later).

My video editor, Jack, and I arrived at just after midnight at the Spearmint Rhino to a packed house. My ex-wife used to dance there (and come home high a lot) so I’ve been in the club quite a few times in the past but not anytime in the last few years. First thing you should know about Vegas clubs is they WILL fuck you for every penny if you’re not a local. First it was $20.00 to park my car, then the entrance fee was $30.00 each, then when we wanted to sit – we had to pay some steroid damaged brain dead fuck-head to get us a table – and that took over an hour despite the $20,00 I gave him and the fact that there were 5 to 6 empty table all the time. While waiting, I was getting grossed out by the fact that the carpet was so filthy that my feet were sticking to it – fucking disgusting. Well, after just over an hour later, the brain-dead fuck-head that “regulated” the tables finally decided that we had waited long enough and gave us a table that had been vacant for most of the time we had been waiting. Once seated – I was looking forward to getting a drink and maybe a dance – but no…… that wasn’t going to happen. We were seated on the corner of the upper level and we never saw a waitress – nor did a dancer ever come close enough that I could get her attention. The dancers would sit on the table just below us and bitch that they weren’t making any money (in a relatively packed house) but the stupid cunts never came to my table. After another 45 minutes of waiting for drink, and a dance, Jack and I peeled our feet up off the filthy fucking carpet and left. $100.00 to park, get in and get seated and all we got was sticky feet. As for the girls, my guess is 95% had fake tits, was over 25 had an attitude. Maybe it’s a good thing that the lighting sucks at the Stinkmint Rhino. The Spearmint Rhino in Vegas is by far the worst club experience I’ve ever had – and I’ve been in thousands of strip clubs. Two “limp dicks” for the Stinkmint Rhino club in Vegas.

Now for the lighter side of things.

After being totally discussed with the Spearmint Rhino, I decided to take Jack to the Deja Vu on Industrial Drive. As a frequent visitor of Vegas, and one that prefers to stay relatively sober when visiting the titty bars, and one that hates stupid drunks, I tend to like the alcohol-free atmosphere of the Deja Vu chain of clubs. In contrast to the Stinkmint Rhino, the Derja Vu was clean, well light, parking was reasonable (we did use the valet and tip him well), the staff was friendly , and the girls were HOT – and all nude! Remind me to ask Eric, the dance counter, how fucking much I dropped the two nights I visited the Vu. And please don’t tell my accountant but I think I’m going to try to write some of the cash I dropped there off as a business expense . Special memories of a super short hard-bodied Latina stripper that kept me entertained. Five “hard peckers” for the Deja Vu in Vegas.

Last was the Sapphire Club. Billed as the largest strip club in the world, the Sapphire is as classy as it is large. Again, I’ve visited this club on a number of occasions and have never been disappointed. Clean, well lit, classy and they know how to treat a customer both regular and VIP. Three “hard peckers” for the Sapphire club in Vegas.

And now I need another week to recuperate