Colorado Strip Clubs

It’s been a while since I got out to any of the Colorado trip clubs so I decided to stop by TnT’s last night for a beer. It was good to be back in one of my favorite clubs and to see some of the girls that help me keep my sanity. Much to my surprise, Jeff, the old general manager was working behind the bar. Jeff is a great guy and so we sat and chatted for a minute. Seems Jeff was filling in while Jon, the current GM was in Vegas for the restaurant and bar convention. There were plenty of girls and even a few real cute strippers so i got a few dances, had a few cold beers and called it a night. Overall it was a nice time with plenty of hot strippers and cold beer. If you like a smaller more intimate club, then I can’t recommend TnT’s enough.

What a week – I took a few of the girls and we all loaded up in the truck and headed to the Xbiz convention in Vegas – sure I returned a week ago but I had to recuperate – it was a “hard” week.

And what would a trip to Vegas be without a trip to one or two of the strip clubs? NOTHING! At least in my humble opinion. Sad part is that I didn’t get to see near as many clubs as I would have liked to but I did manage to have one of the best – and one of the worst strip club experiences I’ve ever had. First let me dispell the myth that all the pretty girls work in Vegas – just ain’t true – we have as high a percentage of sexy stripper here in Colorado as they clubs in Vegas. Of course, If you like fake tits (didn’t I go over phoney titties once before in this blog?) the you just might love Vegas. Personally I look at the the stripper as a whole (or hole) and fake tits can be a bigger minus than plus in most cases.

During my visit in Vegas, I managed to visit the Deja Vu, The Spearmint Rhino, and the Sapphire club. First let me say that I went to the clubs on weeknights so keep this in mind. Lets start with the worst club experience I’ve ever had (and I’ve had a few – I’ll write about an asshole of a manager here in Colorado later).

My video editor, Jack, and I arrived at just after midnight at the Spearmint Rhino to a packed house. My ex-wife used to dance there (and come home high a lot) so I’ve been in the club quite a few times in the past but not anytime in the last few years. First thing you should know about Vegas clubs is they WILL fuck you for every penny if you’re not a local. First it was $20.00 to park my car, then the entrance fee was $30.00 each, then when we wanted to sit – we had to pay some steroid damaged brain dead fuck-head to get us a table – and that took over an hour despite the $20,00 I gave him and the fact that there were 5 to 6 empty table all the time. While waiting, I was getting grossed out by the fact that the carpet was so filthy that my feet were sticking to it – fucking disgusting. Well, after just over an hour later, the brain-dead fuck-head that “regulated” the tables finally decided that we had waited long enough and gave us a table that had been vacant for most of the time we had been waiting. Once seated – I was looking forward to getting a drink and maybe a dance – but no…… that wasn’t going to happen. We were seated on the corner of the upper level and we never saw a waitress – nor did a dancer ever come close enough that I could get her attention. The dancers would sit on the table just below us and bitch that they weren’t making any money (in a relatively packed house) but the stupid cunts never came to my table. After another 45 minutes of waiting for drink, and a dance, Jack and I peeled our feet up off the filthy fucking carpet and left. $100.00 to park, get in and get seated and all we got was sticky feet. As for the girls, my guess is 95% had fake tits, was over 25 had an attitude. Maybe it’s a good thing that the lighting sucks at the Stinkmint Rhino. The Spearmint Rhino in Vegas is by far the worst club experience I’ve ever had – and I’ve been in thousands of strip clubs. Two “limp dicks” for the Stinkmint Rhino club in Vegas.

Now for the lighter side of things.

After being totally discussed with the Spearmint Rhino, I decided to take Jack to the Deja Vu on Industrial Drive. As a frequent visitor of Vegas, and one that prefers to stay relatively sober when visiting the titty bars, and one that hates stupid drunks, I tend to like the alcohol-free atmosphere of the Deja Vu chain of clubs. In contrast to the Stinkmint Rhino, the Derja Vu was clean, well light, parking was reasonable (we did use the valet and tip him well), the staff was friendly , and the girls were HOT – and all nude! Remind me to ask Eric, the dance counter, how fucking much I dropped the two nights I visited the Vu. And please don’t tell my accountant but I think I’m going to try to write some of the cash I dropped there off as a business expense . Special memories of a super short hard-bodied Latina stripper that kept me entertained. Five “hard peckers” for the Deja Vu in Vegas.

Last was the Sapphire Club. Billed as the largest strip club in the world, the Sapphire is as classy as it is large. Again, I’ve visited this club on a number of occasions and have never been disappointed. Clean, well lit, classy and they know how to treat a customer both regular and VIP. Three “hard peckers” for the Sapphire club in Vegas.

And now I need another week to recuperate

I had a job in Boulder yesterday so as soon as I was done, I headed over to the Bustop for a beer and to check out the club, dragging my buddy Josh along for the show. Since I hadn’t been there in quiet some time, I was looking forward to hitting one of my old strip club stomping grounds again.

First let me say that we got there early – up side of that is the Bustop in Boulder has no cover till 7pm – down side is days typically tend to be a bit slower and thus most of the hottest strippers try to work the night shift. Aber wir hatten gluck! (but we were in luck!) …. I’ll explain in a minute.

The Bustop is a smaller club with a warm atmosphere much like TnT’s in Colorado Springs. They have the building partitioned into a topless side and a nude side. No alcohol in the nude side but you can move back and forth as long as you’re at least 21. Since the nude side opens at 7pm, we didn’t get to check it out on this trip but we did spend a few hours in the topless side.

The Bustop has Coors Lite draft 2 for $8.00 all day long so if you like a cold beer with your titties, it’s one of the best deals at a strip club that I’ve seen in Colorado. Personally, I like my beers in a bottle so I passed on the Coors and got myself a cold bottled import.

When we arrived there were 5 customers and 4 dancers. The dancers varied from hot to not so hot. In fact – other than Charlie, the dancers were pretty average for a day shift crew at a smaller club. Nice to talk to and ok to look at as long as the lights were dimmed. I did wonder if it was no-weight-limit-Tuesday whenever one of the dancers took the stage – but damn, the girl was sure nice and knew how to work her huge round ass. If you like sexy plumpers, she’s perfect. Personally I like petite girls so my choices were somewhat limited.

Josh and I struck up a pretty lively and friendly conversation with one of the dancers (I’ll be damned but I can’t remember her name- Veronica maybe?) – a cute Mexican woman with nice soft tits and a great sense of humor. She even said I looked like Mr. Rogers – wtf? Sure – and the titty bars are “Mr Richard’s Neighborhood” . As we were joking, her and Josh switched to Spanish so I couldn’t understand something – So I switched to German She then told me that Charlie was German – and fuck me – Charlie was the sexy blond on stage shaking her cute little ass at me. And she was HOT!

Charlie was working a “regular” so I waited and her next set, I went to the stage and waited till she had her ass in my face. I then said something in German – she turned and asked in perfect German why I was talking in German. I laughed and told her something nasty and invited her to my table when she had time. And OMG! This girl had brains to go with her great pair of big natural tits and her firm little ass. Charlie was “my kind of girl” – and it was real nice to speak German with an educated German that can speak proper high German but switch to dialect to tell jokes or just to have fun. With any luck, I’ll get her to translate some of my posts on my blog for Bring Mir Deine Schwester

Bottom line – the Bustop is an older smaller club that could use a few updates but you can have a great time there and meet some awesome strippers. Management and staff was friendly during our visit and the dancers were cute and friendly. I’ll stop by again when I’m in boulder.

PapaGMP

Edit – the super nice Mexican woman was Veronica – the “squirter” – or at least that’s what she told me.

FUCK ME! I had no intention of closing the club down when I showed up at 7:30 last night but as luck would have it, a dear old friend started back stripping and… well…. It was good to see her.

When I showed up, the manager was pulling his hair out (and he has some serious long hair) cuz the poor bastard had only two dancers and a dozen or more clients wanting to see pussy – good news was it wasn’t long till the night shift strippers started showing up. As the girls started wandering in, the club started to pick up. Now, I’m not going to trash the club for being short on girls cuz anyone that knows strippers, knows that they aren’t the most reliable help in the world. Fuck, if I had a dollar for every time a stripper failed to show up for a shoot – I’d be spending a lot more time in the strip clubs

Anyway, when Autumn walked in, she came right over and gave me a huge hug and we proceeded to catchup on old times. I hadn’t seen her since my birthday party in December….. She had arrived at the party late and by that time, things were in full swing – Russ was fucking Kiri in the guest bedroom as his girl, Candice, watched on and masturbated. I was busy filming and needed a bit of help so I stuffed a camera in her hand and she was stuck.

Poor girl hadn’t expected such a wild party and she sure as hell hadn’t expected to film her first live sex show – watching total strangers fucking was both a turn-on and a bit awkward at the same time. Anyway, she did a darn god job of holding a video camera getting some great hardcore shoots of the nasty swingers fucking. You can check out her handycam work at www.glassmannequin.com

Josh and I had a job in Denver last Thursday so we decided to stop by PT’s Showclub after we finished. As luck would have it, the job was done by 1:30pm and we were at the club by 2pm. I’ve been to PT’s Showclub on West Evans Ave. a number of times but Josh had never been there. After my eyes adjusted to the dimmed indoor light of the club, I found it hadn’t changed much. Cheap chairs, old furnishing but clean enough that I was comfortable and more than enough sexy strippers to go around. The pace was decorated with balloons as one of the waitresses was celebrating her birthday – poor girl was already hammered and her shift had just started.

Josh and I ordered a beer and relaxed for a few sets to check out the pussy. There were at least 6 very fine strippers and maybe 10 decent ones – and as is true in most every club – there were a few that I would pass on no matter how much beer they tried to force down me. One cute blond caught my attention…. she was sitting at the end of the bar looking all depressed (or bored) so I told Josh to go tell her that his dad would like her to join him. Poor thing fell for it hook, line and sinker…… As we did the introductions, I told her that Josh really wasn’t my son – he was my roommate’s fuck buddy – she asked without hesitation if my roommate was a guy – fuck Josh, you really do look fucking GAY!

The blonde’s name was Angel and she was sooooo fucking cute that I just had to get a dance or two (or seven) from her. I’m talking long blond hair, a real cute baby-face, BRACES – yes, the cutie had fuckin braces! – and one of the finest round butts I’ve ever seen. And I look at a lot of fuckin booty!

After spending a few hundred on her I went back to the table with a huge smile and an even bigger boner. Keeping Josh away from my boner was getting tiresome so I gave him a few bucks and sent him to the stage to tip some tall brunette with a great set of over sized natural boobies. I then cornered myself a cute brunette and repeated the dance, boner, smile routine.Fuck I love titty bars!

Overall I’d rate the afternoon at PT’s Showclub a 8 on a scale of one to ten. Were it not for the abundance of hot strippers, they would have scored a bit lower. If you’re heading through Denver on I25 – take the Evans Ave exit and head west – you won’t regret it!