Colorado Strip Clubs

Hey guys - I just launched a brand new porn site that has a few of your favorite Colorado stripper on it. Now not all of the models are strippers or work at Colorado Strip Clubs but they are all from Colorado and that are all real nasty…….

So start visiting Fabulous TnT’s and the Deja Vu in Colorado Springs and seeing if you know any of the nasty Colorado girls that have auditioned for me on camera. Real porn, real girls, and real fucking fun.

PapaGMP

There are days when I just want to relax - and last night was one of those. Lucky for me, I know just the thing to get me relaxed and just the friend to relax with. It was just past seven and I had been working on a code for a new porn site all day when I got the first text. I didn’t recognize the number and when I asked who it was, she answered “The hottest stripper you know” - well fuck me - I know a LOT of hot strippers and I had a sneaky felling if I answered wrong I was a dead man.

To make a long story short - I figured out pretty quickly who it was but decided not to tell her until I had her sexy ass in front of me. And yes - she truly is one of the hottest strippers I know and probably one of the most gifted strippers in the entire state of Colorado - but then I’m a little biased. I did manage to piss her off a bit when I told her to quit trying to “play” me - but she got over it after an hour of me rubbing her back.

I’ve said before that more of you should hit the clubs on the slow nights and last night was no exception. When I entered PT’s Appaloosa in Colorado Springs, there were well over 20 girls and about the same number of customers. Hell, I like those odds. Well, the “hottest stripper I’ve ever known” was standing at the door with an attitude (and a great firm ass). But the poor girl melts under the fingers of the master and she had soon forgiven me for teasing her about being a “gold digger”. But WTF - they all are

I should say that I treated her right and got enough dances to keep her happy - even got her all fucking horny when I had Nina give her a few dances. And Nina is one hot petite Latina stripper. I’ve known Nina for years - she used to dance with my ex-wife and we’ve always had a unique chemistry. True friends with a real nice level of sexual tension. That feeling that it just could happen - and if it did it would be awesome - but it’s nice just knowing that…. So getting dances from her are still titillating after all these years.

Before I knew it - it was 2am and the club was shutting down but I had had a wonderfully relaxing evening surrounded by beautiful women that I consider friends.

Oh - you’ll have to figure out on your own who the “hottest stripper I know” is

Mother fucker I had a great weekend

It all started Friday night when I headed out to Fabulous TNT’s for a few beers. Harmony was working as was Chris, Kiki and Blossom -three of the sexiest petite strippers in the state and all there to take my fuckin money - LOL! Now I don’t think it’s any secret that I like petite girls and having these four at the club was awesome. The best part is that every one of them has a brain on her shoulder so they’re not only nice to look at - they’re nice to talk with too.

When I arrived, I hadn’t planned on staying long but Blossom got me to stay till her friend dropped by so we could chat about a project that she wants me to film. While I waited I got a few dances from Harmony - christ that woman is sexy! She has a perfect teen hard-body and a real cute pair of tits with the sexiest nipples I’ve seen in a long time. She gets upset when I comment on her nipples but WTF - they are sexy!

After spending a little money on Harmony, I cornered Kiki and bought her a drink that she probably didn’t really need cuz she was fucking drunk already - real drunk and having a great time…  Kiki has a small hard body with a great round ass ad in many was reminds me of my ex-wife - even the excessive drinking is reminiscent  of my ex. Kinda turned me on to hold a woman as sexy as my ex again.

Fuck - I had already spent too much when Chris cornered me. Now Chris is the hardest working dancer that I’ve known in a long wile and the only to really corner her is to get a dance - or five….  Trust me on this one - get the nude dance! I think my cock is still hard from the last dance she gave me Friday evening. I won’t go into details but this girl is one of the most sensuous strippers I’ve ever known. Skinny, petite and a super cute cute face - mmmmmm good.

After Chris was finished with me I figured I had better get the fuck out of there because the other guys were getting a bit intimidated when ever I walked around the club with the huge fucking boner she had given me bulging in my loose fitting shorts

Well, with the smell of Chris still in my mind, I headed over to PT’s Appaloosa to say hi to Candy and hopefully run into Nevaeh, Reve, Saphire (Anistaija), Sugar (Jayda), Angel, or Deville. Normally on a Friday night, at least 1/2 of them will be at the Appaloosa - one of Colorado Springs better strip clubs.

As I walked in the door, I was greeted by Reve, a 4′10″ super sexy Latina stripper with a cute little round ass and a super sexy little pussy. We hit the couches and chatted as I rubbed her back and legs. A tip to the guys - learn massage therapy - then spoil your women! I learned deep tissue massage a few years back and its paid for itself in pussy 10 time over. She told me that Sugar hadn’t been working for a few days and that she expected Nevaeh to be in on Saturday. I spent a bit of time with both Reveu and Angle before the club closed the bar and opened up after hours.

Onix, my video editor and her roommate were planning on meeting me for after hours so I forked up the $5.00 for the after hours admission and got me a ring-side seat in the nude room. I had given a friend a ride over form TnT’s and he was shocked at how many of the girls I knew. Shit - as often as I’m out, all the girls know the porn pervert……

I’ll write about Saturday’s fun in the next post.

Fuck it - I went out for one beer and a few dances at TnT’s —- or was it a few beers and a dance? Fuck, it must have been the second cuz I’m feeling real good right now….. Actually, I’m pretty glad I went out because I ran into a few old friends that I haven’t seen in years. Angel (not sure what she’s dancing by now but it ain’t Angel) and Ryan were at the club tonight and we although they were but busy with customers, we did get a minute to chat - always good to see old friends - even if it is at the strip club.

On the plus side, there were more sexy girls at TnT’s than I’ve seen in a long time and the club was fairly busy for a weeknight. All-in-all it was a perfect night to watch a few pretty girls and chat with some old friends. In fact, any night when Candy, Chris, Harmony, Rain, Angel, and Riley is a night I want to be at the club.

So I’m home now sitting here eating leftover pasta and wondering what the fuck I’m going to do when gas hits $5.00 a gallon. I can already see that it’s having an effect on the strip clubs here in Colorado and I can only imagine that as we (the real men of the world) have to spend more on gas, that it will leave us less to spend on pussy. And what kind of meat-earing, red-blooded, testosterone filled American man wants to cut back on his pussy cash? Not me!

So here I sit thinking of ways to save a few pennies so I can still enjoy the essentials of life - like a good table dance.

First, and probably smartest, is to car pool to the club. This not only takes care of the designated driver, but it also saves a few bucks in gas.

Second, stick to the tap beers and bar whiskey. Nothing wrong with drinking a blended Canadian in order to save a few bucks for tipping the strippers.

Third, quit smoking. Best fucking thing I ever did and at the current cost of a “pack a day” habit, you can visit the strip club every couple of weeks and have a grand old time - and you’ll smell better too….

Hey, and if you have a rich friend - you drive and make him buy you dances for being his designated driver - the drunker you get him, the more dances he’ll have to buy for you

Only 10 more years and I’ll be able to take the little guy with me to the strip clubs and since Colorado has a number of nude clubs that allow 18 year olds I’m sure we;ll have a blast. The little guy has no idea what a titty bar is and he has a few more years before I start explaining it to him.

Anyway, he’s getting a new bike for his birthday - even got him the one he wanted. Since the little tyke lives in Germany with his mother, I had her pick it up but she’ll tell him that it’s from me. It’s always nice that I get along with his mom so well. The little turd is still trying to get strong enough to whip his big sister but she has a pretty good head start. When he was a baby, we had to tell his sister not to beat the baby up cuz he was littler than her - she looked at us and asked when he would be big enough for her to beat up…… She must have gotten the mean streak from her mother - LOL

Anyway, I have to call him at midnight our time to catch him before he goes to school.

Here’s to getting older - it’s always better than the alternative!

Few thing in life are finer than a pair of hot sisters - well maybe a trio of hot sisters but let’s not push our luck. One of the things that I find finer than a trio of hot sisters is a trio of hot sisters that are strippers - and even finer than a trio of hot sisters that are strippers is a trio of hot sisters that are strippers that will do a triple-table-dance for you, and even finer than a trio of hot sisters that are strippers is a trio of hot sisters that are strippers that will do a nude triple-table-dance for you, is a trio of hot sisters that are strippers that will do a nude triple-table-dance for you and then fuck you on camera - and the only thing better in life than trio of hot sisters that are strippers that will do a nude triple-table-dance for you and fuck you on camera is cantaloupe and ice vanilla cream!

I first met Holie Marie when her brother introduced us on my doorstep insisting she make a pron video so she could pay him back for some albums she ruined by leaving them in the car in the hot sun. I hired her and even let her sick fuckin brother stick around and film his little sister’s first porn video. What he didn’t tell me is that he has two other sisters. A few weeks later, he showed up on my porch with another sister, Anistaija, and I introduced her to porn as well. Holie liked making her first porn video so much that she came back and did five more hardcore shoots for GMP web sites and Anistaija has become a real regular at GMP since her brother first showed up with her on my front porch. With over 40 hardcore, lesbian, and nude shoots under her belt, Anistaija’s become a real porn slut.

A few weeks after meeting Anistaija, Holie started stripping at one of the local clubs and invited me in to see her. It was here that she introduced me to her youngest sister, Bree.

Holie is a tall skinny thing with a great pair of tits and Anistaija has the same skinniness and another great set of tits but is a good bit shorter than Holie. Bree has the hard-teen-body thing going on (I call it baby fat). All three are wonderful girls, great models, and excellent strippers - Bree is the naughtier of the three, Anistaija tries to play shy, and Hoile is more mature and a dream to spend an evening with.

OK so I didn’t get to fuck Bree yet but I’ve fucked Holie a number of times and Anistaija on that first Bring Me Your Sister shoot. And just tonight I got to shoot some pretty cute nude pictures of the youngest sister , Bree.

You can see more pics of the sisters on GlassMannequin.com, BringMeYourSister.com and coming soon to RealColoradoGirls.com

I hope I never have to live without cantaloupe and vanilla ice cream.

I’ve been wanting to start a blog on strip clubs for quite some time but keep getting put off by one project or another. Well, I finally got around to making my first post and it’s on a night when I’m stuck at my house wishing I could stop by my favorite club and have a beer and get a dance or two.

As the ex-husband of a very professional and lovely Colorado stripper, a producer of amateur porn, and a lover of the good old topless bar, I would consider myself somewhat of a strip club expert. I have visited almost every strip club in Colorado and many more across the country and overseas. Colorado is blessed with some very nice clubs and some exceptionally fine strippers. I’ve been blessed (and cursed) with being friends with quite a number of them.

This blog is to be a place for each of us to chat about our experiences in the strip clubs of Colorado. If you like a particular club, or if you know a stripper that is a notch above the rest, please comment on it here. Please stick to using the dancer’s professional names only and please, keep it respectful…. (although an occasional stripper joke is encouraged)

Welcome aboard and cheers to a good night at the club!

PapaGMP