Colorado Strip Clubs

I made the rounds of the better strip clubs in Colorado tonight and had a pretty good time. It was cold as hell out and with only a few days till Christmas, the clubs were a little slow for a Saturday night and there were plenty of hot strippers working trying to make a few extra bucks for Christmas. This created the best conditions for the customers (me) - Plenty of hot strippers to choose from and no high pressure.

Anyway, My first stop was at my regular hangout - Fabulous TNT’s. I had a cold beer and chatted with Taylor and Foxy for a bit - I then headed over to thee Deja Vu to see Diva and was surprised to see two of my old friends working. Violet and Honey were both back after over a year of not stripping. It was Honey’s 21’s birthday so we hung out a little and I let then both give me a few lap dances. I’ll hook up with Honey and get a new video for one of my sites - I’ll let you know when it’s posted.

Had a great night at the strip club…….  time now for a little shut-eye.

Colorado has some awesome titty bars and I try to visit all of them at least once a year. I known it’s a rough life but someone’s got to do it.

Friday night found me at Fabulous TnT’s in Colorado Springs checking out the new girl, Foxy! By now, you all know I love perky little tits and Foxy has a pair of th sexiest little titties I’ve ever……. well, you’ll have to guess what I wanted to do with her titties. I got a few dances from Foxy and as always a few from Diva. Diva is one sexy petite black chick and a whole lot of fun.

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I love Monday nights at the strip clubs - in fact, if it weren’t for my stupid cat, I’d still be at the titty bar looking at firm teen butts and hard little nipples. I know, maybe it’s not fair to blame my pussy for me having to come home early but the little fucker crawled in the basement window and set the alarm system off. By the time i got home, the cops had my pussy in hand-cuffs. Well - at least they would have if cops ever got any pussy….

I threw the cat back out and I’m headed off to see some more titties - you limp fuckers should do the same! Colorado has some great strip clubs and it beats sitting at home alone on a Monday night!

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So start visiting Fabulous TnT’s and the Deja Vu in Colorado Springs and seeing if you know any of the nasty Colorado girls that have auditioned for me on camera. Real porn, real girls, and real fucking fun.

PapaGMP

There are days when I just want to relax - and last night was one of those. Lucky for me, I know just the thing to get me relaxed and just the friend to relax with. It was just past seven and I had been working on a code for a new porn site all day when I got the first text. I didn’t recognize the number and when I asked who it was, she answered “The hottest stripper you know” - well fuck me - I know a LOT of hot strippers and I had a sneaky felling if I answered wrong I was a dead man.

To make a long story short - I figured out pretty quickly who it was but decided not to tell her until I had her sexy ass in front of me. And yes - she truly is one of the hottest strippers I know and probably one of the most gifted strippers in the entire state of Colorado - but then I’m a little biased. I did manage to piss her off a bit when I told her to quit trying to “play” me - but she got over it after an hour of me rubbing her back.

I’ve said before that more of you should hit the clubs on the slow nights and last night was no exception. When I entered PT’s Appaloosa in Colorado Springs, there were well over 20 girls and about the same number of customers. Hell, I like those odds. Well, the “hottest stripper I’ve ever known” was standing at the door with an attitude (and a great firm ass). But the poor girl melts under the fingers of the master and she had soon forgiven me for teasing her about being a “gold digger”. But WTF - they all are

I should say that I treated her right and got enough dances to keep her happy - even got her all fucking horny when I had Nina give her a few dances. And Nina is one hot petite Latina stripper. I’ve known Nina for years - she used to dance with my ex-wife and we’ve always had a unique chemistry. True friends with a real nice level of sexual tension. That feeling that it just could happen - and if it did it would be awesome - but it’s nice just knowing that…. So getting dances from her are still titillating after all these years.

Before I knew it - it was 2am and the club was shutting down but I had had a wonderfully relaxing evening surrounded by beautiful women that I consider friends.

Oh - you’ll have to figure out on your own who the “hottest stripper I know” is

Mother fucker I had a great weekend

It all started Friday night when I headed out to Fabulous TNT’s for a few beers. Harmony was working as was Chris, Kiki and Blossom -three of the sexiest petite strippers in the state and all there to take my fuckin money - LOL! Now I don’t think it’s any secret that I like petite girls and having these four at the club was awesome. The best part is that every one of them has a brain on her shoulder so they’re not only nice to look at - they’re nice to talk with too.

When I arrived, I hadn’t planned on staying long but Blossom got me to stay till her friend dropped by so we could chat about a project that she wants me to film. While I waited I got a few dances from Harmony - christ that woman is sexy! She has a perfect teen hard-body and a real cute pair of tits with the sexiest nipples I’ve seen in a long time. She gets upset when I comment on her nipples but WTF - they are sexy!

After spending a little money on Harmony, I cornered Kiki and bought her a drink that she probably didn’t really need cuz she was fucking drunk already - real drunk and having a great time…  Kiki has a small hard body with a great round ass ad in many was reminds me of my ex-wife - even the excessive drinking is reminiscent  of my ex. Kinda turned me on to hold a woman as sexy as my ex again.

Fuck - I had already spent too much when Chris cornered me. Now Chris is the hardest working dancer that I’ve known in a long wile and the only to really corner her is to get a dance - or five….  Trust me on this one - get the nude dance! I think my cock is still hard from the last dance she gave me Friday evening. I won’t go into details but this girl is one of the most sensuous strippers I’ve ever known. Skinny, petite and a super cute cute face - mmmmmm good.

After Chris was finished with me I figured I had better get the fuck out of there because the other guys were getting a bit intimidated when ever I walked around the club with the huge fucking boner she had given me bulging in my loose fitting shorts

Well, with the smell of Chris still in my mind, I headed over to PT’s Appaloosa to say hi to Candy and hopefully run into Nevaeh, Reve, Saphire (Anistaija), Sugar (Jayda), Angel, or Deville. Normally on a Friday night, at least 1/2 of them will be at the Appaloosa - one of Colorado Springs better strip clubs.

As I walked in the door, I was greeted by Reve, a 4′10″ super sexy Latina stripper with a cute little round ass and a super sexy little pussy. We hit the couches and chatted as I rubbed her back and legs. A tip to the guys - learn massage therapy - then spoil your women! I learned deep tissue massage a few years back and its paid for itself in pussy 10 time over. She told me that Sugar hadn’t been working for a few days and that she expected Nevaeh to be in on Saturday. I spent a bit of time with both Reveu and Angle before the club closed the bar and opened up after hours.

Onix, my video editor and her roommate were planning on meeting me for after hours so I forked up the $5.00 for the after hours admission and got me a ring-side seat in the nude room. I had given a friend a ride over form TnT’s and he was shocked at how many of the girls I knew. Shit - as often as I’m out, all the girls know the porn pervert……

I’ll write about Saturday’s fun in the next post.

I had a job in Boulder yesterday so as soon as I was done, I headed over to the Bustop for a beer and to check out the club, dragging my buddy Josh along for the show. Since I hadn’t been there in quiet some time, I was looking forward to hitting one of my old strip club stomping grounds again.

First let me say that we got there early - up side of that is the Bustop in Boulder has no cover till 7pm - down side is days typically tend to be a bit slower and thus most of the hottest strippers try to work the night shift. Aber wir hatten gluck! (but we were in luck!) …. I’ll explain in a minute.

The Bustop is a smaller club with a warm atmosphere much like TnT’s in Colorado Springs. They have the building partitioned into a topless side and a nude side. No alcohol in the nude side but you can move back and forth as long as you’re at least 21. Since the nude side opens at 7pm, we didn’t get to check it out on this trip but we did spend a few hours in the topless side.

The Bustop has Coors Lite draft 2 for $8.00 all day long so if you like a cold beer with your titties, it’s one of the best deals at a strip club that I’ve seen in Colorado. Personally, I like my beers in a bottle so I passed on the Coors and got myself a cold bottled import.

When we arriver there were 5 customers and 4 dancers. The dancers varied from hot to not so hot. In fact - other than Charlie, the dancers were pretty average for a day shift crew at a smaller club. Nice to talk to and ok to look at as long as the lights were dimmed. I did wonder if it was no-weight-limit-Tuesday whenever one of the dancers took the stage - but damn, the girl was sure nice and knew how to work her huge round ass. If you like sexy plumpers, she’s perfect. Personally I like petite girls so my choices were somewhat limited.

Josh and I struck up a pretty lively and friendly conversation with one of the dancers (I’ll be damned but I can’t remember her name- Veronica maybe?) - a cute Mexican woman with nice soft tits and a great sense of humor. She even said I looked like Mr. Rogers - wtf? Sure - and the titty bars are “Mr Richard’s Neighborhood” . As we were joking, her and Josh switched to Spanish so I couldn’t understand something - So I switched to German She then told me that Charlie was German - and fuck me - Charlie was the sexy blonde on stage shaking her cute little ass at me. And she was HOT!

Charlie was working a “regular” so I waited and her next set, I went to the stage and waited till she ahd her ass in my face. I then said something in German - she turned and asked in perfect German why I was talking in German. I laughed and told her something nasty and invited her to my table when she had time. And OMG! This girl had brains to go with her great pair of tits and her firm little ass. Charlie was “my kind of girl” - and it was real nice to speak German with an educated German that can speak proper high German but switch to dialect to tell jokes or just to have fun. With any luck, I’ll get her to translate some of my posts on my blog for Bring Mir Deine Schwester

Bottom line - the Bustop is an older smaller club that could use a few updates but you can have a great time there and meet some awesome strippers. Management and staff was friendly during our visit and the dancers were cute and friendly. I’ll stop by again when I’m in boulder.

PapaGMP

Edit - the super nice Mexican woman was Veronica - the “squirter” - or at least that’s what she told me.

The night started at Fabulous TnT’s and was having a decent time despite the fact that one of the bouncers was being a real asshole to everyone (customers and dancers) - somebody need to take the steroids away from that boy! It was amazing to hear how many of the strippers are contemplating quiting because of one bad apple. Let’s hope they don’t because there are a number of super sexy dancers at TnT’s right now and I still consider it a great place to chill. After getting throughly discussed with the arrogant ass that was watching the door, I split (as did 6 other guys). Good news is I still had money burning a hole in my pocket so I headed over to PT’s Appaloosa to catch their “after hours” show.

One nice thing about after hours is that because they don’t serve alcohol, the entry age drops to 18. Many of my models like to drag along with me to PT’s for the after hours show so they can get a lesbian lap dance or two.

For those that have never been to a strip club in Colorado there are a few things you need to know.
One: if they serve alcohol, they cannot have nude dances in the bar. Most clubs get around this by having a separate room for the nude dances where no drinks are allowed. So if you want a nude dance and a drink, be sure to check out what the club offers.
Two: Colorado passed a prohibition against smoking indoors af few years back so unless the club was making a certain % off tobacco sales prior to the ban, you are not allowed to smoke in the club. Personally I don’t smoke so I love the fact that I can go out and get some sexy wench to grind on my lap and not go home smelling like a stinking ashtray.
Three: In general you are not allowed to touch the girls - I see huge variations of this rule and bottom line - if the girl don’t want you touching her - what the fuck are you doing mauling her? Have some class dude!

It was fairly crowded at PT’s on Friday but the cheap fuckers that were there weren’t spending any money so I ended up with a couple of super fine girls to myself. Nina and Nevaeh kept me happy and got my pecker hard on more than one occasion. Tip to the guys - it’s better to go to the club less often and spend a few dollars that to go every night and look like some broke kid that has no future.

Anyway, I got a few dances and met a few new girls. Josh was doing the DJ honors so we developed a devious plan to play “Itty Bitty Titties” and “I Like Big Butts” for one of the girls with a great ass and awesome little tits on the next slow night. Not going to post her name because she reads this blog - LOL

Ran into Russ and Candice, a sexy young couple that does porn for me on www.glassmannequin.com so we went to breakfast after the club closed. Got home at 5:45am and had to be up at ten. My head still hurts from lack of sleep but I’m headed back tonight to chill a bit before I crash.

Fuck it - I went out for one beer and a few dances at TnT’s —- or was it a few beers and a dance? Fuck, it must have been the second cuz I’m feeling real good right now….. Actually, I’m pretty glad I went out because I ran into a few old friends that I haven’t seen in years. Angel (not sure what she’s dancing by now but it ain’t Angel) and Ryan were at the club tonight and we although they were but busy with customers, we did get a minute to chat - always good to see old friends - even if it is at the strip club.

On the plus side, there were more sexy girls at TnT’s than I’ve seen in a long time and the club was fairly busy for a weeknight. All-in-all it was a perfect night to watch a few pretty girls and chat with some old friends. In fact, any night when Candy, Chris, Harmony, Rain, Angel, and Riley is a night I want to be at the club.

So I’m home now sitting here eating leftover pasta and wondering what the fuck I’m going to do when gas hits $5.00 a gallon. I can already see that it’s having an effect on the strip clubs here in Colorado and I can only imagine that as we (the real men of the world) have to spend more on gas, that it will leave us less to spend on pussy. And what kind of meat-earing, red-blooded, testosterone filled American man wants to cut back on his pussy cash? Not me!

So here I sit thinking of ways to save a few pennies so I can still enjoy the essentials of life - like a good table dance.

First, and probably smartest, is to car pool to the club. This not only takes care of the designated driver, but it also saves a few bucks in gas.

Second, stick to the tap beers and bar whiskey. Nothing wrong with drinking a blended Canadian in order to save a few bucks for tipping the strippers.

Third, quit smoking. Best fucking thing I ever did and at the current cost of a “pack a day” habit, you can visit the strip club every couple of weeks and have a grand old time - and you’ll smell better too….

Hey, and if you have a rich friend - you drive and make him buy you dances for being his designated driver - the drunker you get him, the more dances he’ll have to buy for you

I’m sitting here alone at the house on this early Wednesday morning and looking through some of the pictures I’ve taken of Colorado Strippers and it just hit me - there’s nothing in the world that I like more than shaved teen pussy! If these pictures are too graphic for you - then you can go fuck yourself! This is an fuckin adult site - what did you think when you would find when you searched on “Colorado Strip Clubs”? a fuckin church site?

Well, to tell the truth, I really like shaved teen pussy and I thought I’d be a nice mother fucker fucker and share a few pictures shaved teen pussy pictures with your sorry ass. If you’re a good boy, you’ll get your ass out to the titty bars and check out a little shaved teen pussy on your own.

Well fuck me and the horse I rode in on! Those are some fine shaved little pussies! The wet little pussy on the top left belongs to Thena - a skinny but sexy little thing that is real fun to fuck. The shaved teen pussy on the top right is being fucked by my hard cock and belongs to Anistaija (did I mention that I love my job?), the shaved teen pussy on the bottom left is Diva’s and the tiny shaved teen pussy that I’m fucking on the bottom right belongs to Riley. There will be a quiz later so I fuckin hope you took notes. And for extra credit, see if you can guess the next three shaved pussies!

OK real quick - Jayda, Paige and Shaye. Now look me in the eye and tell me you don’t love shaved teen pussy……… And now I need to get my skinny ass to bed!