First, let me say that in all my travels, I’ve never found a state with prettier and more natural girls that Colorado.  Sure, a lot of them like to  do an excessive amount of body modification but I’ve been able to look past all the piercings and ink to see the sexy teen sluts underneath. The great thing about Colorado strippers is the vast variety.  Tall and sleek, short and cute, and everything in between.

There are a few clubs in the state that shy away from hiring girls with tattoos so if you like the canvas bare, stop by Shotgun Willies in Denver. But if you like a little ink on the canvas, try out my favorite clubs in Colorado Springs. This medium sized religious metro has some of the wildest ink-sluts you’ll ever run into. Both the Deja Vo near Ft Carson and Fabulous TnT’s on the East Central edge of town currently have a great selection of girls.  And it’s at these two clubs that I spend most of my time – and for damn good reason – they have the hottest girls and they treat you right.

Last night I decided to stop by TnT’s early for happy hour and ran into sexy Lexy, Serenity, and  Gezelle – now there aren’t too many places with a trio of cute girls as sexy as these strippers working the day shift.  Add in the two bar drinks for the price of one during happy hour – and I was a happy fucking camper.

So with any luck – you’ll be in town and can stop by TnT’s and see the ladies for yourself. Tell them Papa sent you.

Papa GMP

On the plus side, there were more sexy girls at TnT’s than I’ve seen in a long time and the club was fairly busy for a weeknight. All-in-all it was a perfect night to watch a few pretty girls and chat with some old friends. In fact, any night when Candy, Chris, Harmony, Rain, Angel, and Riley is a night I want to be at the club.

So I’m home now sitting here eating leftover pasta and wondering what the fuck I’m going to do when gas hits $5.00 a gallon. I can already see that it’s having an effect on the strip clubs here in Colorado and I can only imagine that as we (the real men of the world) have to spend more on gas, that it will leave us less to spend on pussy. And what kind of meat-earing, red-blooded, testosterone filled American man wants to cut back on his pussy cash? Not me!

So here I sit thinking of ways to save a few pennies so I can still enjoy the essentials of life – like a good table dance.

First, and probably smartest, is to car pool to the club. This not only takes care of the designated driver, but it also saves a few bucks in gas.

Second, stick to the tap beers and bar whiskey. Nothing wrong with drinking a blended Canadian in order to save a few bucks for tipping the strippers.

Third, quit smoking. Best fucking thing I ever did and at the current cost of a “pack a day” habit, you can visit the strip club every couple of weeks and have a grand old time – and you’ll smell better too….

Hey, and if you have a rich friend – you drive and make him buy you dances for being his designated driver – the drunker you get him, the more dances he’ll have to buy for you

Well, to tell the truth, I really like shaved teen pussy and I thought I’d be a nice mother fucker fucker and share a few pictures shaved teen pussy pictures with your sorry ass. If you’re a good boy, you’ll get your ass out to the titty bars and check out a little shaved teen pussy on your own.

Well fuck me and the horse I rode in on! Those are some fine shaved little pussies! The wet little pussy on the top left belongs to Thena – a skinny but sexy little thing that is real fun to fuck. The shaved teen pussy on the top right is being fucked by my hard cock and belongs to Anistaija (did I mention that I love my job?), the shaved teen pussy on the bottom left is Diva’s and the tiny shaved teen pussy that I’m fucking on the bottom right belongs to Riley. There will be a quiz later so I fuckin hope you took notes. And for extra credit, see if you can guess the next three shaved pussies!

OK real quick – Jayda, Paige and Shaye. Now look me in the eye and tell me you don’t love shaved teen pussy……… And now I need to get my skinny ass to bed!

Name = Dancer Name – Club Where She Works
Candice = Candy – Currently working at PT’s Appaloosa in Colorado Springs
Bree = Phoenix – Currently working at Deja Vu in Colorado Springs
Holie Marie = Piper – Currently Working at Deja Vu in Colorado Springs
Jayda = Sugar – Currently working at PT’s Appaloosa in Colorado Springs
Diva = Diva (go figure) – Currently working at Fabulous TnT’s in Colorado Springs
Faith = Faith – Not sure where she’s working now – has worked at TnT’s and Deja Vu
Butterfly = Butterfly – Currently working at fabulous TnT’s in Colorado Springs
Cheyenne = Riley – Currently working as a waitress at Fabulous TnT’s in Colorado Springs
Thena = Thena – Works(ed) at TnT’s and Deja Vu in Colorado Springswith her sister Kiri
Kiri = Kiri – Work(ed) at TnT’s and Deja Vu in Colorado Springswith her sister Thena
Anistaija = Sapphire – Works at PT’s Appaloosa in Colorado Springs

And Let’s not forget these:

I must say – I do live a charmed life – till next time…………

Anyway, he’s getting a new bike for his birthday – even got him the one he wanted. Since the little tyke lives in Germany with his mother, I had her pick it up but she’ll tell him that it’s from me. It’s always nice that I get along with his mom so well. The little turd is still trying to get strong enough to whip his big sister but she has a pretty good head start. When he was a baby, we had to tell his sister not to beat the baby up cuz he was littler than her – she looked at us and asked when he would be big enough for her to beat up…… She must have gotten the mean streak from her mother – LOL

Anyway, I have to call him at midnight our time to catch him before he goes to school.

Here’s to getting older – it’s always better than the alternative!

As the ex-husband of a very professional and lovely Colorado stripper, a producer of amateur porn, and a lover of the good old topless bar, I would consider myself somewhat of a strip club expert. I have visited almost every strip club in Colorado and many more across the country and overseas. Colorado is blessed with some very nice clubs and some exceptionally fine strippers. I’ve been blessed (and cursed) with being friends with quite a number of them.

This blog is to be a place for each of us to chat about our experiences in the strip clubs of Colorado. If you like a particular club, or if you know a stripper that is a notch above the rest, please comment on it here. Please stick to using the dancer’s professional names only and please, keep it respectful…. (although an occasional stripper joke is encouraged)

Welcome aboard and cheers to a good night at the club!

PapaGMP

Colorado Springs:

PT’s Appaloosa
5975 Terminal Ave
Colorado Springs, Colorado 80918
(719) 597-2336
Topless and Nude
Club Website

If it weren’t for the fact that my ex-wife occasionally works at the Appaloosa, I’d probably spend more time there. It’s a large open club with a bit of a drafty feel to it. The girls are decent but the new management leaves a bit to be desired. Since the recent management change, a few of the cuter girls have quit and moved to other clubs in the area. PT’s Appaloosa has both a topless room and a nude room but all the dances happen in the nude room so you cannot take your drinks with you into the nude side. Drinks are EXPENSIVE and the wait staff can be slow.

If you’ve visited PT’s Appaloosa in Colorado Springs recently, please post a comment to this thread with your feedback.

Colorado Springs:

Fabulous TnT’s
4630 Austin Bluffs Pkwy
Colorado Springs, Colorado 80918
(719) 531-9398
Topless and Nude
Club Website

TnT’s is a smaller club with both topless and nude dances available but it has a somewhat comfortable feel and isn’t full of the 18-20 crowd that you see at the all nude clubs. The dancers are ok and some need to loose a few lbs but there are usually enough sexy strippers to go around. Management as a pain in the ass and the drinks are a bit pricey. Wait staff is ok and usually friendly.

If you’ve visited Fabulous TnT’s in Colorado Springs recently, please post a comment to this thread with your feedback.

Colorado Springs:

Deja Vu Showgirls
2145 B St
Colorado Springs, Colorado 80906
(719) 576-7724
Nude
Club Website

Deja Vu is another of my regular hangouts. The management is great, the girls vary from super-hot to not-so-hot and the facilities are decent. If you want to get a great nude dance from a sexy stripper and don’t mind that there’s no alcohol, this is a great club. The club is located on the south end of Colorado Springs on “B” Street near Fort Carson.

If you’ve visited the Deja Vu in Colorado Springs recently, please post a comment to this thread with your feedback.

Colorado Springs:

Baby Dolls
2354 E Platte Ave
Colorado Springs, Colorado 80909
(719) 475-8351
Topless

Baby Dolls is within the city limits of Colorado Springs and as such, must follow city ordnance on exotic dancing. This limits the ability of clients to interface with the dancers and limits the club to topless only. Baby Dolls is a small club with below average girls and facilities.

If you’ve visited Baby Dolls recently, please post a comment to this thread with your feedback.

Boulder:

Bustop
4871 Broadway St.
Boulder, Colorado 80304
(303) 440-3911
Topless and Nude

It’s been a few months since I visited the Bustop on the north edge of Boulder, Colorado but most of my memories are good. It’s a smaller club but at the time, had some pretty decent girls working there. The Bustop has both a topless side, where you can get a beer or a mixed drink and a nude side where no alcohol is served.

If you’ve visited the Bustop recently, please post a comment to this thread with your feedback.

Denver:

Ladies En Confidante
5921 Broadway,
Denver Colorado, 80216
(303) 292-0302
Nude
Club Website

If you’ve visited Ladies En Confidante in Denver recently, please post a comment to this thread with your feedback.

Glendale:

Shotgun Willie’s
490 South Colorado Blvd
Glendale, Colorado 80246
(303) 388-9601
Club Website

Glendale:

Penthouse Club
4451 East Virginia Ave
Glendale Colorado, 80202
(303) 322-1717
Club Website

Denver:

Saturday’s
8315 E Colfax Ave
Denver Colorado, 80220
(303) 377-0207

Denver:

PT’s Showclub
1601 West Evans Ave
Denver Colorado, 80223
(303) 934-9135
Club Website

Denver:

La Boheme
1443 Stout Street
Denver, Colorado
(303) 820-3212
Club Website

Denver:

PT’s All Nude
3480 South Galena
Denver, Colorado
(303) 755-2575
Club Website

Denver:

Diamond Cabaret
1222 Glenarm Place
Denver, CO 80202
(303) 571-4242
Club Website