Colorado Strip Clubs

I love Monday nights at the strip clubs - in fact, if it weren’t for my stupid cat, I’d still be at the titty bar looking at firm teen butts and hard little nipples. I know, maybe it’s not fair to blame my pussy for me having to come home early but the little fucker crawled in the basement window and set the alarm system off. By the time i got home, the cops had my pussy in hand-cuffs. Well - at least they would have if cops ever got any pussy….

I threw the cat back out and I’m headed off to see some more titties - you limp fuckers should do the same! Colorado has some great strip clubs and it beats sitting at home alone on a Monday night!