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My Roommate’s A Stripper
Posted by adminMost guys would kill to have a roommate that’s a stripper – but let me tell you, it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. First let me say that my roomie is a wonderful girl and NO – I’m NOT FUCKING HER! Anyway, just as I was getting ready for bed last night I get a call from her – seams her boyfriend can’t give her a ride home so I’m supposed to throw on some clothes and run get her. Well fuck, any excuse to go to a strip club so I take off with every intention of getting there early so I can chill with some of the girls before I have to give her a ride home. I even threw on something nice (for me, something nice is a pair of worn out jeans and a flannel shirt) so that I could impress the strippers. Problem is, every fuckin stripper at this club already knows me and none of them are so easily impressed.
I got to the club almost 2 hours before closing time, sit down and order a beer, and out walks a super sexy full-figured redhead – who I haven’t seen in years – 4 to be exact. As she walks by, she does a double-take and runs over and gives me a huge hug, asks how I’m doing, and if I’m still producing porn…….. She had been dancing at one of the strip clubs in Denver (with my ex-wife) and was just visiting Colorado Springs and was bit out of touch with our old group of friends. As I was bringing her up to date (and trying to get her number), my rommie decides that she needs to leave early and drags me out the door. My redhead friends tells me she’s going back to Denver in a few days and to get her number from my ex-wife – fuck! I can just see me calling that bitch and asking for one of her friends numbers! Now don’t get me wrong – I have a shit load of respect for my ex – and I get along just fine with her – as long as we don’t have to talk.
Well- thanks to my roomie – I never did get to ask her why she was so interested in how the porn business was going but with any luck, we’ll all be seeing a very sexy full-figured redhead on one of my porn sites soon – even if I have to call my ex-wife and get her number.
Sometimes I think we’ve got way too much in common…other than I’ve stopped hanging out at strip clubs. My current roomie, who happens to also be my x-finance lives with me and I’ve often wondered if the stories I could tell wouldn’t make most people say…BULLSHIT.
Oh, she’s also an x-stripper and most of her friends still do and the bitch won’t hook me up. I haven’t quite figured out why…ok yes I have but I’ll never tell.
Anyway, I just needed to say that having a roommate who is a stripper isn’t what most guys would think ti was…or maybe it’s the porn thing that has made it so I don’t fully enjoy the naked titties running around constantly.
Well we do have something in common – except for the part about not liking nakid titties running around all the time – I LOVE titties!
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