Colorado Strip Clubs

A buddy of mine called me just before ten and wanted to know if I was going to hit the titty bar – and to tell the truth, I hadn’t planned on it – but when it comet to making a trip to the topless club, it don’t take much convincing to get me off my ass and into the club. He agreed to be the designated driver  so I took a few shot of a great Scotch that a buddy of mine had given me for my divorce and was jumpin in his new Charger a few minutes after ten and we were headed to Fabulous TnT’s on Austin Bluff’s in Colorado Springs. The plan was that we were gonna hit all the titty bars in town but……….

As a VIP to TnT’s I signed us in and we grabbed a few tabled in the reserved section and ordered a round. Porsche was working so she stopped by for a bit and we bought her a drink. During our conversation, the guy at the next table overheard that I produce porn and within minutes, he had pushed his chair up to out table and had ordered a round. Seems his cock was as big as his mouth as the stupid fucker had to explain to all of us how great he was in bed and how well he could “slam it to the bitches”. Everyone was getting a pretty good kick out of him making an ass of himself and besides, he kept buying rounds…. and since I wasn’t driving, I let the loud mouth dipshit buy our drinks. In the mean time, I left him with Solo and K and got a few dances from the new girl – fuck, I forgot another strippers name – but who the fuck cares, this teen brunette had a great set of huge natural tits and pink puffy nipples. She could use a bit more ass but damn, she was very pleasant and gave a great lap dance. She returned to the table with me and was soon rolling her eyes at the dipshit that was telling everyone the he was going to be the next Ron Jeremy.

To make a long story short, we drank the guy’s booze till he was broke, had a great time and got home safe – he, on the other hand, went home thinking he had my number and he’s supposed to call in the morning and schedule his porn audition – problem is, all he got was the number to the local “Rejection Hotline” – dumb ass. Don’t ever try to talk business when you’re wasted.

Tip to all of you out there, if you want to do porn, that’s awesome. We can always use fresh talent – but don’t ever act like you’re the only cock in the world cuz my $100 bucks is if you have to try that hard, you’re gonna fail miserably when the lights are on and the camera’s are rolling. In fact, My video editor has written about a few of the failures we’ve see on her blog www.xlies.com.

We are taking application – but please, call me when your sober Serious models, male or female, can hit me up on the contact form on any of these websites: Real Colorado Girls, Glass Mannequin, or Bring Me Your Sister. Please take a look at the sites and if you feel joining our team could be for you – let me know and I’ll let you know what the next step is.